Knock Knock

So it pretty much goes without saying that a parent's life is full of humorous moments -- Child repeats a bad word or phrase they heard ONE time at the worst possible time (like that time my kid called me a 'buttface vagina' in front of church people) or when little hands squish your butt and boobs and tummy fat while you wait in line at Target (which has happened too many times to count). 

But what about the not-so-humorous moments of parenthood? Let's try something: 

Knock knock. 

Who's there? 

A mom. 

A mom who? 

A mom who just needs to throw out all of your toys because you refuse to keep your room tidy and we are moving and I don't have time for this crap. Seriously. 


No? (But it's funny 'cause it's true, amiright?) 

Ok. So I've been a little quiet lately. I don't hate my blog or social media channels. I've just been working on other things, like taking on a new social media client, packing up to move, answering questions on the Disney site, and reading to my daughter. I figure it's not the end of the world if I need to take a break from being online all.the.time because I like to make a big come back. I always come back. And here I am. Writing to you. 

I wish I had a new puppy or baby or car or some other adorable gimmick to entertain you with, but you'll have to settle for my awesome knock knock jokes and pics of sweet Danger: 

Classic Mommy | Atlanta Mom Blogger 

We good? 

p.s. I missed you. 

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